ALL THE KING'S HORSES

Well, all the King's Horses

and all the king's men

couldn't put the king's heart back together again

cause the queen left him for a man Jim

who rode a Harley Davidson

And the last thing they heard her say

as she sped away on that final day...

"Don't put glue on my shoe, and don't tie me down.

Don't tell me your woes, cause they make me frown.

I'll lend you an ear, but I ain't your crutch.

I could never go an love no one that much."

Humphrey, he has his Katherine, and Harold, Harold has his Maude

Lillian, she has her Herman, and one day the Princess,

that Princess found a frog...

And she didn't kiss it on the lips, but between the hips

and she did it real long, til the spell lost its grip.

That frog put on a grin so wide, that a man stepped outside,

pulled up is Harley and said, "Let's go for a ride."

The queen thought about the kind, thought about all the trouble he'd sing,

thought about all the joy that leavin' him would bring.

So she straddled that bike, it was a feeling she liked.

Jim revved the engine and they were out of sight.

meanwhile in the throne room, the king dwelt in his gloom,

he was upset because his whole court would be leaving soon.

Now everyone had an invite to Jim's party that night,

and the king said, "I'll stay home out of spite."

Well that party was so long, that it's still goin' on,

there's the Jim, the queen, the king's court, you and me.

Y'know that king wouldn't be alone today,

if he'd just listen to the words the queen would say,

the same ones she called out on that final day:

"Don't put glue on my shoe, and don't tie me down.

Don't tell me your woes cause they make me frown.

I'll lend you an ear, but I ain't your crutch.

I could never go an love no one that much."